There is a new man in my life.
It’s okay, Mark knows.
I see this mystery man all the time,
pretty much daily at this point.
I never thought I would fall for someone bald, but those rippling muscles aren’t too hard on the eyes.
And the fact that he invented something that can get rid of this?
Well that just makes us inseparable.
Now, Mr. Clean®, if you can find a way to magically erase the fact that they decorated my toddler or spontaneously combust every hidden marker in my house…
I might just consider taking your name.
Jessica Clean has a ring to it don’t you think? Especially if a lifetime supply* of the Magic Eraser® is involved.**
*Mr. Clean®, our lifetime supply is not the normal amount, think of the average lifetime supply times 10 and that should make a dent in the disasters my children can create.
**I was in no way compensated for this post but am totally not against a Magic Eraser® sponsorship or an economy box or two arriving at my doorstep.
Now that my love affair has been revealed, what product can you not live without?
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