Last week the super funny and extra sweet Leigh Ann of Multitasking Mumma was in the Hot Seat. So I have always known Leigh Ann was funny but really, I did not expect to be laughing out loud at every single one of her answers. She totally brought it this week and also? I can’t wait for you to see who is next…
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You’ve talked about unicorns and just today, you wrote about zombies. Imagine if you will, a zombie unicorn. What would you do with it? (@mamawantsthis)
Great question… I have to consider this carefully. A unicorn is a thing of beauty, a magical horse with a horn atop its mane. When someone comes across such a creature they are blinded by its sparkling splendour. But, when a unicorn has been infected by the un-dead it is now a unicorn zombie and should be feared, along with all the man eating, red-eyed crazies. I would treat it like any other and ninja chop its head off. Harsh I know but this is why I would survive the apocalypse.
Leigh Ann, I think it would be awesome if you continually updated your header as the magical flying baby gets bigger and bigger. Like, even when said flying kid is 50 lbs and in school. Thoughts on doing so? (@bellebeandog)
This is definitely a possibility. I’ve thought of the updating part and have already done this on my blog with a rotating header. In terms of holding her above my head as she gets bigger there are variables to consider:
1. Right now she has her fathers metabolism, we think, and she’s a tiny girl making her light and easy to raise above my head.
2. If her metabolism takes a turn for the worse and mirrors mine we will need the following items in order to achieve picture success: a ladder, a back brace, three spotters, and a therapist to walk us through the severe amount of emotional trauma she will inevitably suffer should she fall and there be injuries.
In conclusion I take on your challenge Liz! BOOM!
What would you say is your favorite thing about living in Canada? (@naynadub)
I’m Canadian?
Eh?
Alright I know #lame. Fer serious.. I like the cool weather, the OHIP (health care for all you Americans) and Smarties. I know that’s three things but I can turn it into one if you like…
I love eating my smarties in the cool weather while I wait for an ambulance.
Since your name is Multitasking Mumma what are the 3 best things you can do at the same time? (@jessicatorres4)
Dirty little perv!
Since Jessica is so interested in my personal life I will email her the three BEST things I can do at the same time and tell you all (y’all for you Americans) the three second best things I can do at the same time.
Today I mopped the floor while holding the baby and tweeting! ROCKED IT!
That’s just a taste people.. Just. A. Taste.
If you were on a plane, where would you be going, who would you be with and what did you forget to pack? (@letters4lucas)
I’ve only flown twice. Once in a small four seater and once in a commercial plane. I don’t hate it but I wouldn’t go out of my way to fly. It’s cramped, I can’t sleep unless I’m in a bed, and I don’t participate in small talk willingly. So… I had better be going on a fantastic trip to some place warm, but not too hot and gross, and I’m with Brian because he surprised me and I didn’t know until we got to the airport and I don’t have anything because he was so excited about surprising me that he forgot that I needed clothing.
So Leigh ann: you’re being chased by zombies, as tends to happen occasionally. You see an old woman in need of help – she’s being attacked in a discount shoe store. Do you:
A) stop to help her
B) stop to get some shoes
C) keep running because you want to LIVE dammit! (@taminginsanity)
Oh you trickster! A sale in the middle of zombie chase is a dilemma. I’ll be honest… I don’t care about the old woman (I know, heartless bitch right?!) but those shoes could be at a seriously discounted price and I might have a coupon!
I’m gong with B.
I’m stopping to get shoes, using the old lady as a shield, and because they’re at a low price purchasing extra to use as a weapon!
If the world was ended by zombies would it look more like 28 Days Later, Dawn of the Dead or I am Legend? (@mommyshorts)
If I have to choose between those three I choose Dawn of the Dead for its gore and zombie virus (I am Legend was far too sad with the dog dying.. and I don‘t have a dog for that very reason) I prefer to think of the zombie overtaking like Zombieland or Army of Darkness.
Who wouldn’t love to fight zombies on a ferriswheel or replace their arm with a chain saw?
Not to mention fighting the un-dead with Woody Harrelson… umm sure.
If you could steal someone’s bloggy identity and live their bloggy life for a while, who would it be? Someone with a lot of followers and comments? Someone with super great content? Someone with three adorable children ages 3 and under???? (@latorres)
I would steal @Ladyestrogen’s blog! Did you see her legs? I only assume they come with it. Also? I think she has a really high libido and all of her toys and store stock would surely be included so I’d pack it all in my truck.
I would also steal your blog Leigh Ann but I’m slowly stealing your identity so that will come in time.
Other pressing questions: (@latorres)
Molson or Labatt? Neither – beer tastes like wet socks. I’m a coolers kinda girl or Malibu Rum and Pineapple Juice
The Tragically Hip or Barenaked Ladies? LMAO!! You’ve been waiting for this! My co-worker’s brother in law is the lead singer for the Tragically Hip! Also? I prefer them. I do enjoy the Barenaked Ladies but I find them kind of Teeny Bopper.
Looneys or Twoneys? Do American’s find this silly? Like how we find your money hard to define because it’s all the same colour? I like Twoney’s cause they’re more money, and they’re prettier too.
Clodhoppers or Skor bites? (and send me some!) Skor bites! OMG so good! How do you people not have these? You have everything!!
Celebrity husband you could steal: who would it be and why? (@oldtweener)
Matthew McConaughey. I don’t care if he’s playing a dumb surfer dude or a smart professional he makes me have butterflies and fantasize about being skinny and wearing a bathing suit, which is totally unrelated but that’s what makes me feel sexy.
Do you ever get tired the Beebs, Celine Dion, Avril Lavigne, and various other terrible musicians making Canada look bad? Also what are your thoughts on the fact that I like to refer to Canada as America’s hat…or toque as you would call it. (@ksluiter)
I will address these singers separately:
1. The Beebs – I think he means well and is a good kid, however, I don’t get the hair or the swooning for this boy. I did make an appointment with my doctor when he made it big and I do not have Bieber Fever. Whew!
2. Celine – Every time I hear her name I think of the one time I saw her on Oprah talking about her marriage to her grandpa… I mean husband..and she said she had a big time wedding because she loves him big time. The woman had her 6 foot veil sewed into her skull!! Something’s not right in there.
3. Avril – This little dark soul grew up 30 minutes from where I live. I feel like she should have outgrown the Catholic girl skirts, torn stockings, and fingerless gloves by now but maybe it’s me?
I didn’t know you referred to Canada as American’s toque. Does this mean we’re an asshat?
LMAO!!!
Are you all ready for next week’s Hot Seat??
Its about to get Hotter!
This girl is currently ON FIYYYAAA
Get ready Katie Sluiter… it’s your turn in the magic chair!
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So you heard it from Leigh Ann, this week’s blogger in the Hot Seat is Katie of…
Make sure you are following Katie on twitter (@ksluiter) and that you “like” her on facebook and then leave her a question in the comments of this post.
As always, her answers will be posted next Monday along with who she will be putting in the Hot Seat.
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I'm Jessica, 30-something mom to five, four in my arms and one in my heart.
Hilarious! Just plain hilarious! Leigh Ann? You rocked it! XO
And Katie! Hmm…the question is obvious: Favorite gangsta saying? Aaand go!
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What fun! I loved reading about all the zombie situations!
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LOVED it!
hmm … Katie, with all the different blogs that you pen, I mean, type … is this an online disguise for Sybil like tendencies and are you ever tempted to write about your students in an unflattering fashion?
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Asshat. Touche.(too bad there is no accent mark on my keyboard.) Really funny.
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Hahahaha! Loved this, Leighann, you’re hilarious. Thanks for taking my zombie unicorn questions so seriously. I agree, you will definitely survive the inevitable apocalypse!
Yay, Katie! Love Katie. I can’t think of a brilliant question just yet, so I’ll be back!
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That was such a fun read! Thanks for turning me on to a great blog. Going to visit her now!
Oh Leighann, you are HYSTERICAL!!!!!! I had no idea how much you loved zombies.
and Katie is one of my favorite people in blog land…hmmm…a question……
what is your favorite chocolate? Is it better than sex (I mean if I have to ask a question might as well ask a good one!
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I forgot about my question for Katie.
Dear Katie:
You have three books to take with you to an island, assume you’re stranded for the sake of the post. What three would you choose to read for the rest of ETERNITY?
Also? You can take three hair accessories… CHOOSE CAREFULLY.. it’s hot out.
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Oh Leighann… I’m so proud to call you my friend
As for a question – If you could re-write *any* movie scene of *any* movie, what would it be??
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Great job, Leighann!
I love Leighann’s question for Katie, too. I was going to go with a book question but I won’t now. Well, since you are a fellow Michiganian (I hate that word, but I’m using it today), what are your 3 favorite things about living here? And if you could move your family somewhere else where would it be and why?
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I’M IN THE MOTHER FARKING HOT SEAT???
Leighann, you minx! And did you just call me an ass in that asshat remark? I think we were just called an ass.
ah well.
Bring on the questions, people. I teach teenagers. You can’t ask me anything I haven’t already been asked. And yes, that sound you heard? Was me throwing down the gauntlet!
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So funny, can’t wait to see what comes your way.
Congratulations Katie!!
I can’t wait to read your answers! Working with teenagers will have prepared you well for this day.
*I may have called you an asshat but it was said with love (oh Canadian’s and their humour)
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This was such fun to read. I concur on wishing to be Lady Estrogen for a day. The way I see it, her existence is equal parts sex, snark, and Super Woman. What’s not to covet?
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Hysterical.
This made me miss my days of living in Canada! The Tragically Hip played at our school a few times… LOVED them.
*off to find box of old cassette tapes*
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Shut the eff up! Your coworker’s BIL is Gordie? Swoon!
Excellent answers, friend.
Katie: I love reading your blog, but even more, I love your tweets about how dumb your students are. What are your BEST and WORST teaching moments?
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I totally appreciate that you thoroughly considered your response to my question. There is a lot of planning and logistics involved, and you nailed it.
BOOM.
As for Miss Katie…I want to know why you’re sometimes Kate, sometimes Katie, which do you prefer better and how do you spell your full first name (and don’t pull a Middleton on us and say “Catherine” with a C.).
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Leighann! You never disappoint! I am glad I live in Michigan because we may be the very top of the ass….
Katie, What would your most favorite thing in June be? And you can’t say the last day of school….
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Oh these answers were filled with awesomeness. I’m waiting for that email about the 3 best things Leigh Ann can do.
Katie….what is your worst habit according to your husband?
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Oohhh.. I better put a lock on my mutha fukkin’ blog, then! HAHA..
Na, if you want to hijack it for a day, it’s all yours.
Good times.
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I think this is the first time I’ve commented on the hot seat – totally love the answers by that hot chick leigh ann!
For Ms. Slutier [which is what I called her in my mind when i started reading her - slut-ier. like more slutty - nice right?] Anyway. Katie. Have you ever been tempted to fall in love with a student and have babies and leave your husband ala Mary Kay Letourneau? If not, WHY? In this day and age, that’s reality t.v. GOLD!
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SO regretting that I missed my chance to ask Leighann questions. We could totally have ganged up on you Americans.
But Katie… all righty: Imagine we meet in the street and I say, “Hi, um, are you Katie? I’m Robin.” What would you say? And would that be worse than talking on the phone or Skyping?
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Leigh Ann— my god. Those were some quality responses.
Katie: Does teaching teenagers scare you or make you more prepared to raise your own teenagers?
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Dear Katie,
An anagram of your name is Tail Kite User. What do you think this says about you as a person?
I’d love a surprise trip somewhere warm, but I think I’d kill my husband if he forgot to pack me anything!
Although, I suppose that means I get to go shopping!!!
Can’t wait for Kate’s responses.
I’ll ask her the same question: You are on an airplane, where are you going, who is sitting next to you and what did you forget to pack?
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Oh, these just keep getting funnier and funnier! Leigh Ann, you rocked that Hot Seat!
And Katie!!? Ha! Katie….if I were a student in your class, what special “gift” could I bring (other than a boring apple) to cement my A on the report card?
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Leighann – Just. A. Taste. You are too funny ~
I suck at leaving questions for people. At first I was too serious (I guess I didn’t get that this was the HOT SEAT – Hello?) and then other people asked all the good questions (about Ninjas, unicorns and hot actors).
So I’m just a voyeur now enjoying the answers. Yours were awesome, Leighann.
Can’t wait to see some Katie!
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I’m back with a question for Katie (yes, I’m kinda obsessed with The Hot Seat):
You’re offered a position to teach Sex Ed for double the pay – will you do it and why? (heh heh)
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