A while ago I wrote a post about what my kids might say if they could blog.
Well they have a bit more experience under their elastic waist pants so it’s time to add a few new titles to their growing list of possible blog posts…
- Summer Fashion Must Haves: Tank Tops, Winter Boots and Those Pants that Your Mom Put In the Give-Away Pile.
- 10 Exciting Places to Pee Instead of the Potty
- How to Get What You Want In Life: Scaling the Shelves 101
- Daily Exercises to Decrease Your Need to Stop for Air While Crying
- Cross-Dressing: You Are Never Too Young to Start
- How to Un-Sleep Train Yourself and Your Siblings Before the Summer Is Over
- Wordless Wednesday- Poop or Chocolate? (I have spared you the picture. You’re welcome.)
- Exotic Tours: Preschool Edition
a few titles from the teenager…
- How to Clean Your Room So Poorly Your Parents Beg to Do It For You
- Fool Proof Ways to Make Sure You Are Bored No Matter What Your Family Does
- Even Though Your Mom is Young and Dresses Well* She Is Still Embarrassing (*may have helped her with this part)
- Whining and Helplessness: What You Can Learn From Two and Three Year Olds
to repay me for the many embarrassing photos I have posted of them, a caption contest:
What?? Parenting makes us do these things.
and a collaborative post from them all…
- Easy Steps Towards Get a Blog Sponsor alternately titled How to Drive Mommy to Drink More Wine
If your kids could blog what would some of their blog titles be?
I’m loving the titles!
My daughters would be:
Tips and Tricks on how to pull your pig tails out
I don\’t even try with my daughter anymore. I will get cute pigtails in and by the time we get to the car they are out.
Okay, what are you? I don’t know my wildlife.
My kids were write: “Why can’t my mom just buy us a simple Gap t-shirt?”
Twitter: sellabitmum
I can\’t believe they don\’t appreciate your fashion. Oh and I don\’t know what I am either, no clue about animals.
LOVE this GF! So cute and clever!
And that picture of you? Priceless!
Twitter: galitbreen
Loving these titles. My kid could have written, “How to convince your parents that Organic isn’t the way to go” (sub-How to throw enough of a tantrum to get mommy to let you eat Goldfish Crackers for breakfast). Glad the Poo vs. chocolate debate came back to your benefit. Hehe.
Twitter: MrsMommyMatters
Oh I feel your pain. There is no good organic substitute for Cheez-its!
Love the titles!
Twitter: MamasMonologues
Cute titles, girl!
I’m pretty sure I wrote a similar boredom post when I was a teenager.
Twitter: Taminginsanity
I could have wrote it too.
Oh Jessica, what a great chuckle for the beginning of my morning!
How could you not get a sponsor with those?
Twitter: ByWordsMusings
So funny. Hmm, let’s see…
My 4 year old:
-How to set the record for most consecutive questions asked in a 1 hour time period.
-Our parents are so ridiculously stupid, how to educate them
-Rapunzel and Flynn: A love story
My 16 month old:
-No I don’t want any of these balls, I want the ball my sister is playing with
-Running from mom…without falling and scraping your face up
-Ode to a Broom
Twitter: jaimesstory
My two year old would be happy to co-author with your 16 month old, sounds like they have the same stories.
Not sure about the kids post, but I’m pretty sure my husband could write a post about cleaning so poorly I just do it…
Hilarious!
My kids’ blog would have titles like:
1. So What? I picked it, then I ate it. Whatchagonnadoboutit?
2. 12 great places to wipe your boogs and hide your toenails.
3. 50 words that SOUND like swear words but aren’t swear words so you can’t get in trouble (i.e. Futhermucker)
4. How to get to the next level of Black Ops
5. Girls Are Stupid
6. Mom and Dad are wrong about most things
7. Why boys should smell like stinky feet
8. Showers are for Wusses
9. How to punch your brothers where Mom and Dad won’t see the marks
Oooh, sounds like these blog titles are the ones I have to look forward to as my little ones grow up, huh?
Love this post, Jessica!
If my toddler blogged, his titles would be:
- How to eat your meal in 60 minutes
- 10 Reasons I Love Elmo
- A Toddler’s Guide to Using an iPad
Caption: How come Mom has ears and I don’t? No fair!
Twitter: MamaWantsThis
LOVE this!!! And the pic—adorable!!
Mine would be “How to use inappropriate conversation topics in public to get what you want.”
Twitter: thewovenmoments
Perfect! And why do they always do that to us?
Such a funny list!
My 5YO’s blog post would be, “How to get mommy to wipe Your butt, even though you should do it yourself.” My 7YO would probably write, “Five easy ways to make your little brother cry.”
So this is what I have to look forward to?
Ha! I don’t even want to think about what my kids would blog about.
These are great! I think my kids would be vlogging about Justin Bieber (puke).
Twitter: amyplus1x3
Eeew.
That would be funny to read one of those blog posts! Love the ideas that they give you. Hahaha!
Such a cute photo!
Ha ha Jess you crack me up. I am not this creative. ha ha.
Twitter: naptimemomtog
The first one made me laugh. We went to pick raspberries today. Abbey picked a pink shirt and light pink tutu skirt. When I suggested something else, she gave me a withering stare and said, “Mama. Don’t worry; I’ll wear some tights.” And she did. With her crocs. And I let her, because there are other things to fight about, like why she isn’t allowed to climb on the bales of hay with the “no climbing, $100 fine” signs plastered all over.
Their blogs might be:
Why Screaming is Better than Talking
Cheddar Bunnies: Dinner of Champions
101 Ways to Avoid Sleep
Sippy Cup Secrets: How to Get Around that No-Spill Top
Twitter: angelaamman
How do they always manage to spill sippy cups? I will never figure that one out.
I love your lists!! They are HILARIOUS!!!
My children’s blogs might be:
-How to try and talk/reason yourself out of any pending consequences that are coming (by my 8 year old)
-How to give your mother a heart attack by showing her that you are in fact Superman and you CAN fly (my 5 year old)
-I’m cute and can get away with anything and know it. (14 month old)
Twitter: HStayingAfloat
Love when they get to the age where they want to reason with us over everything.
These titles made me laugh out loud. I shudder at the thought of Lucas ever writing a blog.
Twitter: letters4lucas
I could only imagine the tales my youngest would tell once he\’s old enough.
Oh my god….the pants (and everything else) from the giveaway pile has been the theme of this summer! I just wait patiently for Riley to determine that these things don’t actually fit…no sense trying to discuss it anymore!
Twitter: katiefhurley
Same here, McKenna loves to pick her outfits from the storage boxes.
you were right! no tears, only awesome
I think Goose would have titles like…
How to get out of trouble by making Momma laugh
How I break it down to the Fresh Beat Band – a vlog
How to get extra M&M’s while potty training by going just a little, repeatedly
What I do and don’t love about family road trips
Twitter: rustilyn
Getting extra m & m\’s takes talent and yay for no tears!
Such cute days you’re living in.
Such a cute phase of life.
Twitter: gdrpempress
Hilarious. This is fun to think about. My 9yo would probably blog about legos, in particular the rare and elusive gold C3PO. My 3yo would blog about why all animals, real and/or imaginary, should be named ‘Jack Pablo.’
Twitter: csiracusa
HAHAHA! I love the title ideas – especially the How to Clean Your Room So Poorly Your Parents Beg to Do It For You one.
LMAO @ poop or chocolate :p That cracked me up. THANK YOU!
Twitter: MyPixieBlog
Very cute!
My 7yo daugther would write:
How to find money in the check out lane of EVERY store
Fashion: If it has pink, it matches
My 9yo son:
Arguing: Effective communication for making your parents give up
How to live like a slob and still know where everything is at
My daughter has the same rule about pink. I wish she would start finding money in check out lines too!