My kids have yet to ask for the famous Elf on the Shelf. I debated over whether we should begin the tradition or not and of course consulted my favorite parenting resource, Facebook.
I dreamt of Pinterest-esque plans of elf snowball fights and Cheerios disguised as elf-sized donuts.
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Then, I remembered who I was talking to (myself, as usual) and knew that more often than not, I would be telling morning stories of how our elf-gathering-dust-on-a-shelf still loved where he was the night before SO much that he begged to stay there again and again and again.
Last weekend on our third overly-obnoxious car ride, in between the high notes of the 92nd meltdown of the day, Mark yelled, “What’s that elf everyone has? We’ve got to get one of those things.”
And that was that. For the past week we’ve been in search of the slightly creepy looking little Christmas spy and finally found one today.
We gathered the kids and read them the story of their new friend as they fought over Legos, who would sit on whose lap and why someone’s toe was touching the other’s paint leg seam. They agreed upon a name after much negotiation and we recounted the story none of them listened to the first time, watching the red and green light bulbs go off above each of their now-enchanted heads.
Jingle Flower, the latest addition to our family, was now a direct line to the Big Guy and what happened next was nothing short of a Christmas miracle. United, my children decided to clean the living room as Jingle Flower looked on smiling, because that’s the only face he can make.
My husband and I patted ourselves on the back as we always do when we think we’ve outsmarted them. Enjoying the view as they ran around cleaning the living room, we almost had to break out the smelling salts when they promptly announced they were heading to brush. their. teeth.
Jingle Flower’s power will dwindle as the days go on, but for now I’m making a chore list for day two, surfing Pinterest for ideas that do not involve home renovation for elf placement, and enjoying the extra dose of Christmas magic he brought into a house full of kids who are still young enough to believe.
What’s your favorite idea for elf placement?
I only need 20 more.
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I'm Jessica, 30-something mom to five, four in my arms and one in my heart.
I’m off to “adopt” my Elf on the Shelf tomorrow! I’m a little apprehensive about the whole thing. Seems like an awful lot of work, but my kids are begging for it. So, tomorrow, like you, we will have a new member of the family!
I think my mom had a plastic mistletoe ball/cage that contained an elf that looked just like that! I had forgotten all about him. We had no story to go along with him; it was just a decoration.
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I put our elf in my purse one night and they looked everywhere for him the next morning, but finally gave up. I “found” him as we got in the car and screamed. They still talk about that. It was their favorite.
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Love that idea, so cute and the best part is if I forget to move him I could just quickly shove him in my purse before they notice.
Oh, no. We will not partake in that creepy looking thing. i don’t want to find it hugging my coffee cup in the morning. No one messes with my coffee. Even an elf with a cute name like Jingle Flower. Nope
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I keep mine up high (i.e.: out of reach) but usually in the main living area. I don’t even mention him, I just let the kids go about their business and when THEY remember (or find) him, the search is one (or the telling him the nice things they’ve done is on).
Real easy stuff: fireplace mantel, top of curtain rods, kitchen shelves, over the fridge, in the wine rack, then in various holiday decorations once they are up. I keep it simple.
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We were just discussing how our kids have zero self-control so Jingle Flower will always have to be up somewhere high or they will be screwing with him all day long.
We still haven’t made the leap, although if he does have magical powers like this, I might have to consider it this year. I love the name Jingle Flower.
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This is our first year with the Elf too, and I loved this post! Jingle Flower is the perfect name, and I’m dying over “surfing Pinterest for ideas that do not involve home renovation for elf placement”. Have a feeling that in a few days our elf will be collecting dust in the exact same spot night after night. Darn that I’m just not more creative!
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The quote at the end says it exactly. So much fun. My kids LOVE the elf. I’m not sure he helps with behavior, but they do love looking for him in the mornings.
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Ours has to stay up high, too. And I set a reminder on my phone to go off nightly at 9:30pm to remind me to move him. It’s NOT GOOD when you forget!
Best decision I’ve made so far this holiday season. We stuck a clear tack in him and pinned him “sitting” and “lounging” on the trim above various doors and on picture frames hung on walls.
Oh the tack is a good idea, I was wondering how people got this thing to stay up. When the kids woke up this morning they were disappointed to not see him walking through the house but they were still excited that he had moved.
I’m glad that you are into this… I am so not.
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I was not into it at all until we thought it might actually work. I’m famous for starting out with these ideas and then slowly giving up so stay tuned for my failure which is soon to come I’m sure.
Ha! Ha! Ha! Did you happen to read my post about the Elf today?
I want to hear all about your “easy” elf ideas 
P.S. I love the idea of the “elf loving the dust on the shelf”
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my kids love our elf Hermey….I even trot him out a few times during the year to remind them that Santa’s always watching…
But please, please don’t be one of those elfie moms whose elf is always up to crazy antics, I just can’t take the pressure…he’s just supposed to watch and report to the big man in red,,,
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Right there with you, so far he has been in a cabinet with windows and sitting on top of our microwave. That’s as creative as I’ve gotten.
i look forward to watching the elf’s adventures unravel, or i guess perhaps you… in a odd holiday coincidence, i made those cheerio doughnuts for my kids’ squinkies last hanukkah! they really do turn out cute (though not as cute as the ones in the photo of course!)
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I think I’m afraid to attempt them. I just tried a Pinterest snowflake project that looks like it was done blindfolded.
Oh my gosh, those mini donuts, SO CUTE!!! Our guy hides in the blinds in our living room and inside the top of the Christmas tree. He’s not NEARLY as mischievous as the elves we see on Pinterest and FB, he just finds a new spot (most days!)
“Jingle Flower”, that is SO much more inventive than our name, Elfie. lol.
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I finally caved and got one on Saturday. It’s day 3 and I’m already tired of the elf! I’m not motivated to give him mischief or Cheerio doughnuts.
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On the rear view mirror of your car because he wants to ride to school one morning. In the freezer because he misses the cold from the North Pole. In a box of cereal or pop tarts or whatever your breakfast consists of. In your manger scene. I have teen agers and one in college and my kids STILL love to hunt for our elf!! Its all about the hunt