I have been contemplating what my kids may blog about if they could write or type or speak without insisting their names are Dora, Diego and Boots. Since I have already turned the blog over to Ashlyn once here are a few possible blog titles from the little ones.
Sawyer, being the youngest, has some major material:
“Being Strapped In a Highchair Sucks”
“That Time My Brother Put Me In the Cupboard”
“How to Use the Dishwasher as a Stool”
“When You Are Bored Just Dance on the Table”
“Big Kids Are Crazy”
“Just Keep Running, She Will Catch You But It’s Worth It”
“Diapers are For Sissies”
“Could Someone Get Me Out of This Crib? Anyone? Anyone?”
“Why It Is Better To Give Your Sister What She Wants”
“Playing In Toilet Water 101”
Parker, being, well Parker, has more titles than I could possibly list:
“Wearing Clothes Is Overrated”
“How to Lock Your Brother In the Cupboard”
“Creating Wall Art in 1.5 Seconds”
“Diapers are A Boy’s Best Friend” or better titled “Using the Potty Takes Too Long”
“The Art of Un-Babyproofing: How to unlock it, unscrew it, unfasten it or un-gate it”
“How To Sweet Talk Your Mom”
“Tips For Getting What You Can’t Reach”
“Sleep Is Overrated”
“Just Give Your Sister What She Wants”
“Playing, Bathing and Drowning Everything In Toilet Water 101”
McKenna probably could already come up with her own but here they are anyway:
“How to Pick the Gaudiest Clothes and Actually Get to Leave the House that Way”
“Choosing the Right Cry for the Right Situation”
“Whining Makes the World Go Round”
“Hold Your Ground, Exhaust Them, You Will Get Your Way”
“Yes You Can Wear Sandals In the Winter and Boots In The Summer”
“When and How to Blame It On Your Brothers”
“Dirty Looks 101”
“How To Wiggle Your Way Into Your Parents Bed Nightly”
“The Best Places To Put Stickers So They Will Never, Never Come Off”
“How to Milk Your Brothers For Every Toy They’ve Got”
“Flushing Fast Once Your Brothers Have Placed All Objects In the Toilet 101”
If your kids could blog, what would a few of their titles be?
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This is great. What cracks me up most of all is how many of these I would actually like to read!! 🙂
So funny.
My kids’ would be;
Bea: “My brother the superhero; The Great Fartini”
Owen: “What she say?”
Simply charming…well done and thanks for the giggles…We can all relate!
This is awesome. I identify with Sawyer’s now, because my sin is almost 2. But reading the others is like a roadmap to the future. What a great idea!
I’m so lucky my kids don’t blog…wait one does. I love the way you wrote this. Enjoyed it a LOT.
Great topic!
My 3 yr old:
Rainboots – Underappreciated by adults everywhere
Picking my lips only make me look cooler.
I will do anything for gummy worms, anything
Don’t like my attitude, don’t worry it will change in a minute!
My 1 year old:
I want what she’s having
Food, please.
Seriously, how did I wind up in this family?
These are great! You need to do a post like this too!
So true.
My kids would write many of the same posts. Maybe our kids can guest bog for each other?
Great idea, then people could decide whose kids actually are capable of causing more trouble.
Hilarious!! I know Lucas could relate to some of these and be a big commenter and supporter. 🙂
Oh, my gosh… these are priceless. And too funny!
But why am I sensing you could write a whole series of posts on playing in toilet water? It sounds to me like your kids have definitely graduated to a higher level. Or at least “Playing in Toilet Water 301”.
This is adorable. You just remineded me that I have a picture somewhere of my son using the dishwasher as a stool.
I just love these! My son used to use the dishwasher door as a step stool too! (And anything else for that matter!) One I can really relate to is the sticker one! Good grief – how many hours of my life have been spent trying to get those things off!
These are awesome. I love “choosing the right way to cry for the right situation” – hilarious!
My 7 year old son….
1. I AM NOT TIRED!!! (Until I’m asleep)
2. If I Haven’t Eaten It Before, I’m Not Going To Eat It Now!
3. Nothing Brings Peace, Joy and Happiness More Than Playing Wii
4. Wii Is Really All Anyone Needs to Survive….and Apple Juice
5. Lucky Charms Really ARE Magically Delicious
6. How to Go From Hyper Speed to Slow Motion Every Night at Bedtime
7. How to Forge Your Behavior Reports and Get Prizes for Good Behavior
8. Criminals Get Punished for Breaking Rules….Forging is a Crime (Who Knew?)
9. Getting Caught for Doing Something Wrong SUCKS (Avoid Getting Caught!!!)
10. Scandalous Tell All: I Love Broccoli!!
Oh these made me smile & think some similar themes would be coming from my house! Add a few more about farts & bums & my guys would be set! LoL!
I am laughing here.
I wish I had written this.
“Just Give your Sister What She Wants”
Hilarious!!
This was such a funny post!!!!! Loved it!!!! I only have one boy who would say anything on a blog – but I think his only blog would be – How to repeat things as many times as possible until my mother is so annoyed she says it back to me – then how to think of the next couple of words together to start repeating. hahaha. that’s how we roll around here
and bring her down, The Princess will LOVE her 🙂
McKenna has it all sorted – she will have those boys doing her bidding by the end of the year.
Smart girl!
Oh yeah, she’s got control of everyone around here.
If Sawyer needs a co-writer for “Could Someone Get Me Out of This Crib? Anyone? Anyone?”, I’m sure Mazzy would have plenty to contribute. She will also do a guest post called: “What is this thing in my hair and why does Mommy insist on putting it back in after I pull it out?”
Oh love it, McKenna could have written that one a few years ago. It will get better soon!
Ha! I have to laugh (and sympathize) at the “Sleep is overrated” one. My youngest could co-write that one!
Ugh, you too?
My favorite possible post above: Parkers’ “Tips For Getting What You Can’t Reach”… TOO FUNNY! I have also contemplated having my 8-year-old help me when I finally get my own blog up an running instead of just contributing an article once a week to the mothers central blog 🙂 I thought it would be a fun activity to do together and a fun way for my daughter to share her thoughts. Loved this post!
You must do it! Definitely start your own blog and let me know when you do. I’ll be your first follower.
Very cute post. I’ve never thought about it, but if Ainsley – my 3.5 year old – had a blog I think she’d write the following…
-The iPhone for dummys (aka, mommy)
-Lots of energy, no sleep – my failsafe secrets
-The continuing saga of Rapunzel and Flynn
-The Lost Art of Eye Rolling
And Freddie, the baby…hmm…
-Toilet water tastes like…
-Easter eggs taste like…
-Ainsley’s hair tastes like…
-Mommy’s knee tastes like…
-How to nurse until you graduate from college.
Okay, you need to turn this into a post, your titles are way better than mine.
I think alex has been taking some of these courses
Sorry about that, they are offering them free of charge though. What almost 2 year old could pass up that deal?
Monkey sounds like he lives in my house! Glad it’s not just me that takes a little too long to get my youngest out of his crib.
This is too cute! I think your children’s blog would be incredibly entertaining!
Thanks, so do I but I’m a little biased :).
I think Parker could have a really successful blog with his unbabyproofing tips.
My oldest would probably blog about being crazy, dancing and silly jokes.
Hi. I just stumbled upon your blog. I think that if my 5 year old could blog he would only write posts about the game Angry Birds.
Your 5 year old can already play Angry Birds? I’m impressed, I still haven’t even tried it but my oldest is constantly taking my phone so she can play it.
Haha, love the titles. Too cute and I can see it too!