There is a certain art to causing trouble.
Sometimes it is a two step process.
First you do something like, say, sneak into your big sister’s room and take all of her gum.
Your mom might find you, tell you gum isn’t for three year-olds and take it away.
You act sad,
let her think she won.
But you save a piece,
chew it real nice,
and put it somewhere special.
Just for your mom.
Gum-in-my-baby’s-hair update: Yes it came out, peanut butter works wonders. I didn’t have to cut a single baby-lock. But a certain trouble-maker did offer to get the jelly. I’m sure he was just trying to be helpful.
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